Trace: Mom, I found that I have a good brain.
Me: Oh? How did you find that out?
Trace: Oh, I tried to think of something way back...behind, you know, and it worked.
Me: What was it?
Trace: I don't remember
Jack: Mom, you never buy us stuff with sugar! (pause) And you call that love?
Talmage: Mom, I need to have a T-shirt with super violent video games on it to be a cool teenager.
