Jackisms

This is Jack's own interpretation of a Star Wars Droidekas. I think it's pretty great. Jack is my buddy during the school days, at least he's the only one who can talk. He is a very energetic companion, with a very bright smile that buys him all kinds of forgiveness for the other stuff we won't talk about. I thought I'd pass on a few quotes from Jack.
Mom: Jack, you need to take "no" for an answer.

Jack: I need to take "yes!" for an answer.

Mom: Jack, do NOT hit the baby.

Jack: It wasn't a hit. It was a whack!

Jack (standing on the border between the kitchen tile and the living room wood): Dad! You are eating in the living room! Huff! You are supposed to eat at the table! (pointing to the table)

Dad: This is a special Dad privilege (thanks, honey).

Jack: Can I have a special Jack privilege?